venerdì 14 novembre 2008

IL BLOG DI PRODIGY: MAI PIÚ SENZA

Passo il pomeriggio a raccogliere idee per l'Encores quando, ad un certo punto, incappo su una citazione completamente folle di Prodigy. Ora, io sapevo che aveva un blog, sapevo anche che scriveva robe deliranti, ma vi garantisco che è una lettura che non va fatta, va vissuta. Le words of wisdom sono troppe per poter essere elencate, ma non posso esimermi dal copiaincollare la sua autostima. Difatti, quando un giorno lontano il Nostro abbandonerà questa valle di lacrime, noi lo ricorderemo -secondo lui- per questi motivi:

"TRENDS PRODIGY HAS SET SINCE 1992 AND STILL IS SETTING IN 2008 AND BEYOND:

#1 TATTOO'S ON MY CHEST, ARMS AND HAND SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD
#2 RAPPING WORDS THAT DONT ALWAYS RHYME
#3 PUTTING WORDS TOGETHER THAT DONT RHYME AND MAKING THEM RHYME "big guns down in santa barbray, my crew do it the mobb way every day, crime pay who wanna gun play thrill me. niggas kill me grillin me you wanna look peep the 9 milly now undress you know the drilly. niggas suspect weak links pose threat, i have yet to met challenger who go against my set"
#4 CUSTOM MADE JEWELERY INSTEAD OF THE POPULAR MOLDS.
#5 HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA
#6 CUSTOM MADE FOOTBALL JERSEYS WIT HENNESSY and E&J ON EM'
#7 CREATING AND MAKING SLANG POPULAR LIKE ,,,,,, KIKO, CUZZO, VULTURES, BOGIES, HENNY ROCK, NOTTY HEAD, HEAD SPIN (head), BACK SPIN (pussy)
#8 MADE DRINKIN HENNESSY, E&J, LIME BACARDI, 151 POPULAR (nothin to be proud of)
#9 SAMPLING MUSIC FROM THE MOVIE SCARFACE,,,,,NOBODY DID IT BEFORE ME.NOT THE MUSIC
#10 SAMPLING MAFIA MUSIC -"crime connections" MOBB DEEP feat. CORMEGA,,,,L.E.S. BIT MY SHIT WHEN HAV LEFT MY MAFIA CD'S IN A NAS SESSION. THEN YOU HEAR SHIT LIKE "affermitive action"
#11 FIRST RAPPER WIT TATS ON MY FINGERS AND MY WHOLE NECK DONE
#12 PROTOOLS,,,,STARTED USING IT IN 98
#13 MURDA MUSIC,,EVERYBODY USES MY BLOOD SPLASH NOW
#14 WE MADE DOING SONGS FOR CHICKS COOL FOR STREET NIGGAS
#15 EVERYBODY WANNA USE THE WORD INFAMOUS NOW......THERES ONLY ONE INFAMOUS ON THE PLANET AND THATS THE INFAMOUS MOBB DEEP. WHOEVER ELL'S IS TRULY PLAYING THEYSELF. COME BETTER. I DONT SEE YOU CALLIN YA SELF NOTORIOUS,,,SO DONT USE OUR SHIT...YOU LOOK AND SOUND STUPID.
#16 ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE CALLIN THEY SELF A MOBB WIT 2 B'S,,,,,YOU ARE A EXTRA DICK RIDER. I CREATED THE 2 B SHIT JUST SO WE COULD STAND OUT,,,PLEASE STOP IT.
#17 THIS BELONGS AT THE TOP,,,,,,,,,PRODIGY AND HAVOC. AFTER ME AND HAV NAMES WERE IN THE SOURCE UN-SIGNED HYPE COLUM, THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME OUR NAMES WERE EVER PRINTED AND OUTTA NOWHERE POP'S UP A prodijee and havik from the west coast????????? THEM NIGGA BIT OUR NAMES...THERES NO WAY IN THE UNIVERSE THAT SOMEBODY ELL'S COULD PUT THOSE 2 NAMES TOGETHER BY COINCEDENCE. TOTALY IMPOSSIBLE. WE BUMPED INTO THEM NIGGAS AT JACK THE RAPPER IN ATLANTA BACK IN 93 AND WE STEPPED TO THEM. ASK D.J. PREMEIR, GURU, LIL DAP, 40GLOCC AND A GANG OF OTHER WITNESSES THAT SAW THE CONFRONTATION. THEM NIGGAS WAS SHOOK.
#18 TIMBERLAND BOOTS...THESE RACIST FUCC'S OWE US MILLIONS. THEY NEVER DO AD'S USING BLACK PEOPLE OR RAPPERS AS MUCH AS WE PROMOTED THEY SHIT.
#19 WEB SITES, I HAD INFAMOUSSTORES.COM AND WAS WRITING BLOGS BACK IN 99 LONG BEFORE IT BECAME POPULAR IN HIP HOP TO HAVE A WEB SITE.
#20 PUTTIN THE VIDEO ON THE NET BEFORE PEOPLE EVEN HEAR THE SONG ON MIX-CD'S OR RADIO. MAC 10 HANDLE WAS THE FIRST VIDEO TO HIT THE NET FIRST, AND THE FIRST TIME SOMEBODY SHOT A BIG VIDEO FOR A MIX-CD PERIOD.
#21 NO MORE JEWELERY, RIMS, OR LIFESTYLE OF THE BEAST. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.
#22 NO MORE FLASHY, DANCY, RADIO FREINDLY , CLUB SONGS..HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.
#23 MAKING EXPOSING THE ILLUMINATI, SECRET GOVERNMENT AND HIDDEN TRUTHS THAT NEW HOT SHIT... PEOPLE DO IT, BUT NOT LIKE P. I BEEN DOIN IT SINCE 96... JUST LISTEN TO MY BEATS AND HOW I MAKE THIS SHIT SO THAT THE REAL HOOD NIGGAS CAN GET INTO IT.... THESE FAGGOT CONCIOUS RAPPERS WILL NEVER REACH THE CROWED OF KILLERS THAT I REACH....HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.
#24 I MAKE OLD WASHED UP RAPPERS WANNA GO BACK IN THE STUDIO AND DO IT ONE MORE TIME!! THESE DUSTY, RUSTY, RETIRED RAP NIGGAS GET THAT OLD FEELING BACK WHEN THEY HEAR MY MUSIC AND SEE HOW I DONT STOP... ITS HILLARIOUS TO HEAR AND SEE THEM TRY TO KEEP IT COMING LIKE ME. WE NOT THE SAME HOMEBOY!!,,,,WHATS EVEN MORE FUNNY IS THE CONCIOUS RAPPERS THAT GET HYPE CAUSE THEY HEAR MY LYRICS AND THEY BE LIKE "yes our time is here" BUT NO YA TIME IS NOT! WE NOT THE SAME HOMEBOY!! YOU NOT A REBEL SOLDIER....YOU NOT A INSURGENT.. PLEASE....GO HOME
#25 DEMEROL, MORPHINE, HEROINE RAP'S,,,,,I STARTED SAYIN ALL THIS CAUSE I WRITE RHYME WHILE IM SICK IN THE HOSPITAL ACTUALLY GETTIN THESE DRUGS... SAYIN YA SHIT IS LIKE CRACK, COKE ANS WHAT HAVE YOU I STARTED DOING THAT BACK ON D.J. CLUE MIX TAPES FIRST TIME WAS ON THE MOTHERLESS CHILD BEAT...ME AND TY-NITTY
#26 I COULD JUST KEEP GOING BUT NOW I'M TIRED... HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE."

Epico.

9 commenti:

A_G ha detto...

ahha questo me lo fece leggere fra calipari tempo fa, grazie per averlo riproposto!

una pietra miliare!

MAK ha detto...

Stupendo. Lo avevo già letto anche io tempo fa ma è sempre un piacere...
Peccato che Prodigy è artisticamente morto da qualche anno. L'ultima cosa che salvo e solo in parte è Return Of The Mac.

"#13 MURDA MUSIC,,EVERYBODY USES MY BLOOD SPLASH NOW"

Auahuhauhauhah...
Ora ci manca solo che P usi il "Blooding Cowboys" sul prossimo Shit-Album e siamo a posto.

Anonimo ha detto...

io l'ultima cosa che salvo è Murda Muzik....pensa te

MAK ha detto...

Parlando dei Mobb Deep direi di sì, anche se volendo essere spietati si può chiudere con Hell On Earth direttamente... Ma del solo Prodigy manco il primo Head Nigga In Charge mi salvi?

Anonimo ha detto...

n.18: la bootcamp click mi sa che ha fatto molta piu' pubblicita' alla timberland...sorry prodigy...
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Anonimo ha detto...

n.19:mi sa che i wu tang avevano gia' roba su internet nel 95...
comunque da hell on earth in poi son finiti...la mossa di andare su g-unit poi e' imperdonabile
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Fugu ha detto...

Troppo forte è quasi una macchietta, comunque anche io salverei fino a Murda Muzik però anche il primo H.N.I.C., che era figo.

Anonimo ha detto...

HNIC solo a tratti!!

Anonimo ha detto...

..io lo leggo solo ora..huahua grande prodigy!! the original infamous....cmq mi sembra logico salvare fino a murda muzik..e per quanto riguarda il prodigy solista..mi fa piacere sentirlo a volte su return of the mac...anche se..e sono gusti personali...sentirlo su qualsiasi kosa che va dal 94 al 2000...mi esalta parekkio..kazzo a wolte sembra k cacci strofe da paura senza nemmeno respirare.......piùttosto mi chiedo ancora oggi...perchè fino a HNIC 1 avesse una voce diversa.....nn che quello di ora mi dispiaccia ma la vekkia era migliore....kazzo kosa ha un tumore??...o ha fatto lo sviluppo di recente...help me